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hello how r u

Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon

Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon

pathan nay kfc phone kia:

Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!

Bhej do!

Kfc:

G kis k naam pay?
Pathan:
Allah k naam pe!!!

Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao
Magar kabhi bhi safeguard se mat nahana ?
Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ?
Kyonke wo jarasem (germs) ka dushman hai

WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!

1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!

Kabhi zindagi me kisi ke liye mat ~RONA~
Kyoki wo tumhare ~AANSUON~ ke qabil nahi hoga,
Aur wo jo is ~QABIL~ hoga,
Wo tumhe kabhi ~RONE~ nahi dega.