Latest SMS Messages

A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
''U were right, your wife is better..

Ah ohh ah ohh

nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi

ah ah ah ah;

plz dont
nahi nahi nahi

aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus

ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah

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Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge

Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight

Tumhare barey mei kyon khushguman hon itna
Mai apne aap ko kyon Aakhri samjhta hon
Mar'on bhi kyon ke mai mashrot ho gaya tujh sey
karon bhi kya ke tujhe zindagi samjhta hon.

Ab tera sath nibhana meri majbori hai

doub jaon ga agar hath tera chor diya

Ay naye dost tujhe kyon nahi ata hai yakeen

tujh sey so baar kaha hai ke usy chor diya.

Ab us ki marzi mujh ko chorey ke sath rakhe

Mai bewaqof us ko sab kuch bata chuka hon

Ata nahi hai us ko mujh par yakeen hargiz

Mai tou Irfan wafa ki kasamein bhi kha chuka hon.

Majboriyan bhi us ko apni bata chuka hon

phir bhi samjh raha hai nazdeek Aa chuka hon

Tujh ko yakeen na aye shayed yakeen na aye

Mai teri zindagi sey sach much ka ja chuka hon.

Gham tou kisi tarah bhi Aankhen nahi jhapakta
Lori suna chuka hon jhoula jhula chaka hon

Ya Rab tere tere jahan mei kis par karon bharosa
rehti thi ik mohabat, so Aazma chuka hon.