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1 Pagal: Main Is Area Mein Naya Aaya Hon
Mujhe Yahan K Paglon K Sardar se Milna Hai,

2nd Pagal: Chuoooop !

Awaaz Mat Nikalo

Boss Messge Parh Rahe Hain.

1 Pagal Doosre Pagal Se 2+2 Kitne Hote Hain ?

Doosra Pagal Tumhe Pata Nahi Mujhe Masharti Aloom Nahi Aati,

Pehla Pagal: Par Main Ne To Islamiat Ka Sawaal Poocha Hai.

1 Memon Taxi Mein Betha Achanak Texi K Breaks Fail Hogaye,

Driver Pareshani Mein: Sahab Break's Fail Hogaye Hain Kia Karon ?
Memon: Pehle Gari Ko Choor Meter Band Kar.

1 Gali Mein 2 Garh Aamnay Samnay,
1st Gold Ka,
2nd Wood Ka,
Doono Mein Aag Lagi Hai Ambulance Aakar Pehle Kis Ko Bhujaye Gi ?
Reply Jaldi.

1 Gali Mein 2 Garh Aamnay Samnay,
1st Gold Ka,
2nd Wood Ka,
Doono Mein Aag Lagi Hai Ambulance Aakar Pehle Kis Ko Bhujaye Gi ?
Reply Jaldi.

1 Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Howa Hai ,

Bataow Wo 6 Feet Door Pari Ghaas

Kaise Khaiega ?

Haar Maanli ?

1 Farishta Doosre Se: Aaj Mein Allah Ta'alah K Itna Kareeb Howa K Mere Or Alah Ta'alah K Darmiyaan 70 Parde Reh Gaye,
2nd Farishta: Jab Momin Banda Namaaz Mein Khara Hota Ha Tou Ye 70 Parde B Nahi Rehte.

1 Aadmi Ka Onth (CAMEL) Raath Ko Buhat Roota Tha,

Wo Aadmi Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) K Paas Aaya Or Saara Haal Bataya.

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) Ne Onth Se Rooney Ki Wajah Pouchi,

Tou Os Ne Kaha K
Ye Raath Ko Esha Ki Namaaz Parhey Bagh

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You Are Improving Now !
Intelligent Ho !
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Poorey Ek Darjan Desi Anday Hain,

Meri Taraf Se Sardi ka Tohfa.

Happy Winter Season.