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2009 Ka Pehla Chalanging Sawal For You,
2009 Ka Pehla Chalanging Sawal For You,
Goal Gappay Ko English Mein Kia Kehte Hain ?
I Am Waiting Your Answer.
2 Hi Amrood They Main Ne Kah Liye,
2 Hi Amrood They Main Ne Kah Liye,
"aDvAnC3d $ho0+Er"
"Zahoor"
Ek Tere Aaney Se Pehle Ek Tere Jaane K Baad.
2 Friends Apas Mein Larte Howe,
2 Friends Apas Mein Larte Howe,
1 Kehta Hai K Tu Chutiya Hai,
Doosra Kehta Hai K Tu Chutiya Hai,
S.H.O Doono Ko Pakar Kar F.I.R Kaat Daita Hai,
Case Court Main Jaata Hai,
Judge Kehta Hai Aaj K Case Mein Kaun Chutiya Hai
2 Aadmi Memon Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye,
2 Aadmi Memon Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye,
Wahan Baar Baar Pani Paish Kia Ja Raha Tha,
Tang Aa K 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Halaq Mein Pani Phans Gaya Hai Thori Si Biryani La-Dein
1st Sardar: Oaye I Am Going Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Ha
1st Sardar: Oaye I Am Going Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai ?
2nd Sardar: Main Ja Raha Hon,
1st Sardar: Aise Nahi Jaaney Donga Pehle Matlab Bata.
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri Tou Har Saans Par Ek L
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri Tou Har Saans Par Ek Larka Marta Hai,
2nd Girl: Yar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Q Istemal Nahi Karti.
1980 Girls: Maah Mein Jeans Pehanungi,
1980 Girls: Maah Mein Jeans Pehanungi,
Maah: Nahi Beti Loog Kiya Kahenge ?
2009 Girls: Maah Mein Mini Skirt Pehanungi,
Maah: Pehen Le Beti Kuch Tou Pehan Le.
10gm Mitti
10gm Mitti
10gm Kankar-Pathar
25 type K Kire-Makore
5g Makri K Jale
500g Bhusa
Dont B Confused
This Is The Xray Report Of Ur Brain
Kamaal Hai Mujhe Laga Khaali Hai.
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti H
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai ?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Month
Profsr: 1 Week
Student: Paper Wali Raath.
100 Phool Kam Hai Dulhan Ko Sajane K Liye,
100 Phool Kam Hai Dulhan Ko Sajane K Liye,
1 Phool Kafi Hai Qabar Pe Lagane K Liye,
100 Khushyan Kam Hai 1 Ghum Bulane K Liye,
1 Ghum Kafi Hai Saari Umar Rulane K Liye.