Latest SMS Messages

Aap K Chehrey Pe Noor Ki Smile Hai,

Aap K Paas Mehanga Mobile Hai,

Aap K Inbox Mein Sms Ki Lambi File Hai,

Phir B Sms Nahi Karte Ye Tou Memon Wala Style Hai.

Aanssu Tere Nikle Aankhen Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke Tou Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Dosti Hamari Itni Gehri Ho K,
Job Tum Karo Or Salary Meri Ho.

Aankho Mein Kuch Nami Thi,

Mujh Mein Shayad Vitamin Ki Kami Thi,

Jis Se Sari Raat Phone Pe Baat Ki,

Wo Kambakhat Meri Meheboba Ki Ammi Thi.

Aaj Wo Date Par Buhat Hans Rahi Thi,

"aDvAnC3d $ho0+Er"
"Zahoor"

Os K Jaane K baad Pata Chala K Meri Zip Khuli Howi Thi.

Aaj Sunday Hai,

Ye Sms 5 Friends Ko Send Kare,

Inshallah,

Kal Monday Ho Ga,

Ignore Mat Karna,

Warna,

Parson Tuesday Ho Ga.

Aaj Kal K Dost
I Tell You

Itne Busy
What To Do ?

Koi Hamein Boley
I Miss You

Koi Bolay
No Time For You,

Kaash Koi Hum Se Ye B Kahe

Oh My Friend
I Am Free Just For You ?

Aaj Barish Ki Tarah Rooney Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Har Ek Khayaal Batane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,

Apni Baahon Mein Chupa Lo Mujh Ko,

K Aaj Tumhare Paas Aaney Ko Ji Chahta Hai.

A Memon Boy Fall In Love With Memon Girl,

Larki: Jab Sab So Jayein Ge To Main Gali Mein Sikka Phenkon Gi Tum Faoran Andar Aajana,
Lekin Larka Sikka Phenkne K Ek Ghantey Baad Aaya,

Larki: Itni Dair Q ?

Larka: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha

A Girl Comes Late In Class

Prof: Y Are You Late ?

Girl: Sir Ek Larka Mera Peecha Kar Raha Tha,

Prof: Tou Late Kaise Ho Gayin ?

Girl: Sir, Larka Buhat Slow Chal Raha Tha.

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Is Main Se 1 Missing Hai ?

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2 Dafa Q Parh Rahe Ho,

Doobne Ka Muqam Hai,

A B C D Mein '1' Kahan Aata Hai ?