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sheik,eak girl k sath chips kha raha tha. girl peyar sy ankhow mai ankheiy dal k pocha kouch feel kar rahy ho? sheik han tum moj sy zeyada chips kha rahi ho

Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna
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sheik,eak girl k sath chips kha raha tha. girl peyar sy ankhow mai ankheiy dal k pocha kouch feel kar rahy ho? sheik han tum moj sy zeyada chips kha rahi ho

Aaj achanak teri yad ny rula diya
Kya karon tum ny jo mujhy bhula diya

Na karty wafa to na milti ya saza
Meri wafaon ny tujhy be-wafa bana diya.

Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

agarche do kinaron ka sangam nhi hota,
magar ek sath chalna b koi kam nhi hata;

wo ankhain ek luta ghar hain jehan aansu nahi rehte,
wo dil ek pathar hai jis dil main kisi ka gham nahi hota,

Qarar cheen lia beqarar chorr gaye
Bhar legaye yad-e-bhar chorr gaye

Hmari chasm-e-khazeen ka khyal kuch na kia
Wo umar bhar k liay ashak baar chorr gaye

Jisay samajtay thay apna wo itni mudat se
Usi ko aaj wo begana waar ch

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

1992 ki larkiyaan kehti hti:
"agar tum mil jaao zamana chor daingay hum"

or

2009 ki larkiyaan kehti hain:
"agar tum mil jaao purana chor daingay hum"
just me shaky

Girl to shopkeeper:Aap ke paas 12 inch ka condom hoga?
Shopkeeper:ji hai kitne doun?
Girl:nahi ye batao kon le kar jaata hai…