Latest SMS Messages

Boy: Aap Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Mujhse Kar Dain Main Aap Ko Os K Wazan K Brabar Sona Donga,
Memon: Mujhe Waqt Do,
Boy: Souchne K Liye ?
Memon: Nahi Beti Ka Wazan Barhanay K Liye.

Buhat Ache

Wah

Kiya Baat Hai

Buhat Aala

Great Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Pare Gi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kar Dia

La Jawab
<

Boy: If I Try To Kiss You,
Girl: Main Shoor Macha Dongi,
Boy: Lekin Yahan Tou Door Door Tak Koi Nahi Hai,
Girl: I Know Formality Tou Poori Karni Haina.

Bolta Nahi Koi Is Liye Zamaane Se,

K Log Toot Jaate Hain Faisle Sunane Se,

Q Udaas Beithey Ho Is Tarah Andhere Me,

Dukh Tu Kam Nahi Hote Roshni Bhujane Se.

Bina Souche Khafa Hona Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta,

Achank Bewafa Hona Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta,

Kisi Se B Nahi Milta
Me Ab Ye Souch Kar
Yaaro,

Kisi Se B Juda Hona Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 Rupiya De Do,
Saheb: Kal Aana,
Bhikhari: Saala Is Kal Kal K Chak-kar Mein Is Colony Mein Mere Laakhon Rupay Fasey Howe Hain.

Bhai Loog: Ghajini Dekhne K Baad Andaza Howa K Aap Ka Bhai B Kuch Amir Khan Se Kam Nahi Hai,
Mein B Parhta Hon Samjhta Hon,
Phir 15 Mint Baad Sab Bhul Jata Hon.

Bewajah Kise Se Pyar Nahi Hota,

Marne K Baad Intizaar Nahi Hota,

Har Kisi Se Dosti Dekh Kar Karna,

Har Insaan Meri Tarah Cool Sweet Or Smart Nahi Hota.

Best of the Best

Owner
Allah Ta'alah,

Guide
Quran-E-Paak,

Lyrics
Azaan,

Loyalty
Emaan,

Request
Dua,

Protection
Fitra,

Oath
Kalma,

Exercise
Namaaz,

Self Control

Best Sms Of 1956…

Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tou Thora Dimagh Ka Ist