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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 5

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia

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Teacher says to 'Pathan':

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

Teacher says to 'Pathan':
What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se…

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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kabhi jaan mere ghar mehman bankar aana

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

kabhi jaan mere ghar mehman bankar aana
hum tum ko. colddrink, chicken biryani, korma, tikka boti, seekh kabab, custard, gulab jamun, ice cream ki

tasveeren dikhao ga…

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begum,

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

begum,
"suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
shauhar,
"chalo tum tayar hojao hum
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aata lene chalte hen
Sender: s.ahmed ali tagar
Date: 20-04-2009

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hum to tari yaad main intna kamzoor ho gai hai far

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

hum to tari yaad main intna kamzoor ho gai hai faraz
ab 1 salenti kaha ka peat bahar jata hai

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gay do

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

gay do
to
muskura
kam
se
kam
aap
per
hai
bheja
$m$
ye
jisne
ho gay
to
ghussa
pe
genius
us
ap
bad
K
parne
ko
$m$
iss.

confused?
jadeed dor hai
neeche se
paro…..$..

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dil k liye jan b hazir ha….

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

dil k liye jan b hazir ha….

hi i m subtain from lahore
a great SMS
Sender..!1
plz contact with me

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Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day

April 21st, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day
Frnd:Eid ke Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:Sath wale ground my,Ajeeb namaz thi,na sajda ,na rukoo,aur molvie kay agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frind:ohy pagal wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:oho,Mein

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aoa

April 21st, 2009     Islamic SMS

aoa

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