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Aik Sharabi Bus Me Sawar Ho kr Seat Per Bait Gya
Sath Me Bety Baba ne kaha "Tum Jehanum Ke Rasty Ja Rahe Ho"
Sharabi Chilla Kr,
"Roko Roko Me Ghalat Bus Me Sawar Hogia".

if any person want contact with me there is my nu

Wife: Sunye jab apne pehli bar mera ghonghat uthaya tha to kesa mehsus kia tha? Husband: Khuda ki qasam main mar jata agar AYAT-UL-KURSI yad na hoti….

tv
on
karo
abhi abhi pakistani govt ne ordinance jari kay hay
k

khubsurat logo ko is mulk se nikal deya jay ga
aap tu 100% save ho.
mai kahan jao.?

SARDAR.KAL ME BATHROOM GAYA TE UTHOY SHER BETHA C.SARDARNI.HY O RABA!FIR TUSSI KI KITA? SARDAR.KUJ WI NAI.ME SHER NOO AKHIA TUSSI KER LO MERI TE NIKAL GAI A

Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain Gay

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha Phir Milenge

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:- OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha