Latest SMS Messages

bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen?

papa: nahi beta q??

bcha: to phir ap etni khofnak mummy kahan say laay hn?

We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!

We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

Ek american ek pathan se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper pathan bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,

Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

RIS

Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.

RIS

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

RIS

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

RIS