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Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU
Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU

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Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU
Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU

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BAAP BETI SE ,

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI

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BAAP BETI SE ,

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se

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Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumh

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" :

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Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumh

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" :

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Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota k

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he,
Student: Mere Abbu
Teacher: Wo kese?
Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen

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Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota k

April 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he,
Student: Mere Abbu
Teacher: Wo kese?
Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen

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