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Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola……..
"Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge"

Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola……..
"Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge"

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,
Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum,

Na koi rishta hay tum se na koi talluk,
phir bhi na jane q mera man ban jate ho tum,

Me jo bhi likhta hon bat zara qarene se,
Mera geet me

Najane q meri shairi ka unwan ban jate ho tum,
Sub kuch jante howe bhi anjan ban jate ho tum,

Na koi rishta hay tum se na koi talluk,
phir bhi na jane q mera man ban jate ho tum,

Me jo bhi likhta hon bat zara qarene se,
Mera geet me

Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 15
Doctor: 15 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga

Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 15
Doctor: 15 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga

Mukaddar k sitaron per,
Zamanay k esharon per,
udasi k kinaron per,
kabhe veran shehraon per,
kabhe sunsan rahon per,
kabhi hairon ankhon main,
kabhi bayjan lamhon main,
tumhari yad chupkay say,
koi sargoshi kerti hay,
yeh palka

Mukaddar k sitaron per,
Zamanay k esharon per,
udasi k kinaron per,
kabhe veran shehraon per,
kabhe sunsan rahon per,
kabhi hairon ankhon main,
kabhi bayjan lamhon main,
tumhari yad chupkay say,
koi sargoshi kerti hay,
yeh palka

Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya,
Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya,

Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main,
Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch

Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya,
Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya,

Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main,
Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch