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man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunately condom slipped into her.

After some days news paper flashed a news a baby BORN WITH LAMINATION!!!!!

man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunately condom slipped into her.

After some days news paper flashed a news a baby BORN WITH LAMINATION!!!!!

hazoor aap ka bi ehtram karta chalon
idher say guzar raha tha sotcha salam karta chalon
uss ki yeh zid k mujay dekh kar kisi aur ko na dekh
mera yeh shok k har aik say kalam karta chalon

hazoor aap ka bi ehtram karta chalon
idher say guzar raha tha sotcha salam karta chalon
uss ki yeh zid k mujay dekh kar kisi aur ko na dekh
mera yeh shok k har aik say kalam karta chalon

2 GIRLS IN BUS:
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.

1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.

2 GIRLS IN BUS:
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.

1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.

Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.

Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?

Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.

Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.

Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?

Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….