Latest SMS Messages

Maa: Beti Woh larka aawara hai jise tu chahti hy,

Beti: Nahi, Woh doctor banega,
usne to meri wo bemari b theek kardi, Jo mujhe har maheenay ho jati thi..

Maa: Beti Woh larka aawara hai jise tu chahti hy,

Beti: Nahi, Woh doctor banega,
usne to meri wo bemari b theek kardi, Jo mujhe har maheenay ho jati thi..

Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.

Shopkeeper: Kitnay number ka?

Lady: 36 number ka.

Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya hai?

Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.

Shopkeeper: Kitnay number ka?

Lady: 36 number ka.

Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya hai?

Pathan ne apni BV ko
Shadi ki raat he QATAL krdia

Q k

BV ki
Underwear pe
Ye likhha hua tha:
100% Soft & Silky
Tested by BASHEER & SONS

Pathan ne apni BV ko
Shadi ki raat he QATAL krdia

Q k

BV ki
Underwear pe
Ye likhha hua tha:
100% Soft & Silky
Tested by BASHEER & SONS

A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.

A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.

Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?

Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.

Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao

JIN:
PEPSI wali

Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?