Latest SMS Messages
April 30th, 2009 
Sardar apni BV ko Doctor pe le gya
Sardar apni BV ko Doctor pe le gya
After Checkup up
Dr: Aapke BV ko AIDS hy
Sardar: Oh Rab ka shukar hy,
Mein tu smjha tha k phir se pregnant ho gai.
Sardar apni BV ko Doctor pe le gya
Sardar apni BV ko Doctor pe le gya
After Checkup up
Dr: Aapke BV ko AIDS hy
Sardar: Oh Rab ka shukar hy,
Mein tu smjha tha k phir se pregnant ho gai.
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.
Student:ye to na mumkin hai.
Teacher:kuon?
Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.
Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.
Student:ye to na mumkin hai.
Teacher:kuon?
Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!
Taxi driver: Madam aap 3rd pragnant lady hongi, ji
Taxi driver: Madam aap 3rd pragnant lady hongi, jise me airport chornay jaraha hoon.
Lady: But I'm not pragnant yet.
Driver: Abhi airport bhi to nahi aya!
Taxi driver: Madam aap 3rd pragnant lady hongi, ji
Taxi driver: Madam aap 3rd pragnant lady hongi, jise me airport chornay jaraha hoon.
Lady: But I'm not pragnant yet.
Driver: Abhi airport bhi to nahi aya!
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.