Urdu SMS

yar momi i forgot my mobile in TV room. Plzzz take it and send via Daewoo instantly so that i get it by today evening . phone book men RafiqIntctv ka no ha . Us pe mera name likh kar sms kar dena mujhe pata chal jaye ga. oK waiting response

how r u.do u know me.

Tum apni tarq-E-taluq ka izhar kisi sy mat krna,…,
Hum logon sy keh daingy Ussay Fursat nhi milti.
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Tumhari pasand hamari chahat bn jaey,Tumhari muskurahat dil ki RAHAT bn jaey,KHUDA khushiyon sy itna khush krdy apko,K apko khush daikhna hamari ADAT bn jaey.
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Maray Qatil ko pukaro k main zinda hon,abi phir sy Maqtal ko sanwaro k main zinda hon,abi ye Shab-E-Hijar to sathi hai meri,Barsoon sy Jao SO jao sitaro k main zinda hon,abi ye peshan sy Gaisu nhi daikhe jate,apni zulfon ko sanwaro k main zinda hon,Qabar

Ek muddat se mere haal se begana hay,Jane kis baat ka zalim nay bura mana hai,Main Jo ziddi hon to wo b hai Ana ka qaidi,Mere kehnay par kahan us nay chalay aana hay.
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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
4rm! Biwi ka mara

Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye zmaana kya jaane,
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein,
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
4rm! Dil Jaley

Moor ker na dekh mujhe, yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.
4rm! Khush feham Khan