Urdu SMS

1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai ?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Month

Profsr: 1 Week

Student: Paper Wali Raath.

100 Phool Kam Hai Dulhan Ko Sajane K Liye,
1 Phool Kafi Hai Qabar Pe Lagane K Liye,
100 Khushyan Kam Hai 1 Ghum Bulane K Liye,
1 Ghum Kafi Hai Saari Umar Rulane K Liye.

1 Pagal: Main Is Area Mein Naya Aaya Hon
Mujhe Yahan K Paglon K Sardar se Milna Hai,

2nd Pagal: Chuoooop !

Awaaz Mat Nikalo

Boss Messge Parh Rahe Hain.

1 Pagal Doosre Pagal Se 2+2 Kitne Hote Hain ?

Doosra Pagal Tumhe Pata Nahi Mujhe Masharti Aloom Nahi Aati,

Pehla Pagal: Par Main Ne To Islamiat Ka Sawaal Poocha Hai.

1 Memon Taxi Mein Betha Achanak Texi K Breaks Fail Hogaye,

Driver Pareshani Mein: Sahab Break's Fail Hogaye Hain Kia Karon ?
Memon: Pehle Gari Ko Choor Meter Band Kar.

1 Gali Mein 2 Garh Aamnay Samnay,
1st Gold Ka,
2nd Wood Ka,
Doono Mein Aag Lagi Hai Ambulance Aakar Pehle Kis Ko Bhujaye Gi ?
Reply Jaldi.

1 Gali Mein 2 Garh Aamnay Samnay,
1st Gold Ka,
2nd Wood Ka,
Doono Mein Aag Lagi Hai Ambulance Aakar Pehle Kis Ko Bhujaye Gi ?
Reply Jaldi.

1 Gadha 2 Feet Ki Rassi Se Bandha Howa Hai ,

Bataow Wo 6 Feet Door Pari Ghaas

Kaise Khaiega ?

Haar Maanli ?

1 Farishta Doosre Se: Aaj Mein Allah Ta'alah K Itna Kareeb Howa K Mere Or Alah Ta'alah K Darmiyaan 70 Parde Reh Gaye,
2nd Farishta: Jab Momin Banda Namaaz Mein Khara Hota Ha Tou Ye 70 Parde B Nahi Rehte.

1 Aadmi Ka Onth (CAMEL) Raath Ko Buhat Roota Tha,

Wo Aadmi Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) K Paas Aaya Or Saara Haal Bataya.

Hazrat Muhammad (S.A.W) Ne Onth Se Rooney Ki Wajah Pouchi,

Tou Os Ne Kaha K
Ye Raath Ko Esha Ki Namaaz Parhey Bagh