Urdu SMS

3 Nekiyan Jin Se Qayamat K Din Arsh Ka Saya Milega,

1- Andhery Main Masjid Jaana,

2- Dil Na Chahtey Howay B Wazu Karna,

3- Kisi Bhookay Ko Khana khilana.

24 Sweet Hrs Make 1 Sweet Day,

7 Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week,

4 Sweet Weeks Make 1 Sweet Month,

But

1 Sweet Person Like You Makes Life Sweet.

2009 Ka Pehla Chalanging Sawal For You,

Goal Gappay Ko English Mein Kia Kehte Hain ?

I Am Waiting Your Answer.

2 Hi Amrood They Main Ne Kah Liye,

"aDvAnC3d $ho0+Er"
"Zahoor"

Ek Tere Aaney Se Pehle Ek Tere Jaane K Baad.

2 Friends Apas Mein Larte Howe,

1 Kehta Hai K Tu Chutiya Hai,

Doosra Kehta Hai K Tu Chutiya Hai,

S.H.O Doono Ko Pakar Kar F.I.R Kaat Daita Hai,

Case Court Main Jaata Hai,

Judge Kehta Hai Aaj K Case Mein Kaun Chutiya Hai

2 Aadmi Memon Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye,
Wahan Baar Baar Pani Paish Kia Ja Raha Tha,
Tang Aa K 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Halaq Mein Pani Phans Gaya Hai Thori Si Biryani La-Dein

1st Sardar: Oaye I Am Going Ka Kiya Matlab Hota Hai ?
2nd Sardar: Main Ja Raha Hon,
1st Sardar: Aise Nahi Jaaney Donga Pehle Matlab Bata.

1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri Tou Har Saans Par Ek Larka Marta Hai,

2nd Girl: Yar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Q Istemal Nahi Karti.

1980 Girls: Maah Mein Jeans Pehanungi,
Maah: Nahi Beti Loog Kiya Kahenge ?
2009 Girls: Maah Mein Mini Skirt Pehanungi,
Maah: Pehen Le Beti Kuch Tou Pehan Le.

10gm Mitti
10gm Kankar-Pathar
25 type K Kire-Makore
5g Makri K Jale
500g Bhusa
Dont B Confused
This Is The Xray Report Of Ur Brain
Kamaal Hai Mujhe Laga Khaali Hai.