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Sunhairi Batain 2011
June 7th, 2011 
Sunhairi Batain 2011
\”Kisi Ke Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo\”
\”Waqt Ki Pabandi KESC. Waloon Se Sekho\”
\”2012 Main Log Pagal Light Ki Waja Se Hon Gay\”
\”Agar Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ke Pass Gernator Ya U.P.S Hai \”
\”Acha Dost Wohi Jo App Ko Garmi Main Hawa Day\”
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Wish Of A Girl These Days
\”Wish Of A Girl These Days\”
*I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*
*I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!
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Height Of Being Hygienic:
Height Of Being
Hygienic:
An Computer Student
Washing His Hands
With Dettol After
Removing A Virus
From His System.
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Kids Born After 2009
Kids Born After 2009
Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums
Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook… 😀
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A Girl Was Shouting
A Girl Was Shouting In Her Bedroom..
Ah
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Haaccchhii
She Was Suffering From COLD.. =D =P
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Pthan rail ki patri pe leta
Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.
Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?
Rail guzri to mr jao ge.
Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?
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1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum
1 Shekh mrty waqt: Begum Tum kahan ho..?
Begum: Ap k pas..
Shekh: Aur mery bchy..?
Wo b ap k pas hain..
Shehk:tO phr sth wAly kmry ka pnkha Q chL rha hy..!!!
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Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!
Boyz k Top 10 jhoot!!
1-Mujhy tumhari bohat fikar hai.
2-Tum meri life ki pehli or aakri pasand ho…!
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3-cell silent pe tha jaan (dis line is 100% true)
4-Ami ki call hai jan,
5-Humari shadi zaror hogi.
6-Mushkil waqt main mujhe sath paogi!!
7-Pyar main sub jaez hai jaan….
8-Tumhary parents mery parents hn,,
9-Tumhary siwa kisi se bat nahe krta…
10-Tum na mili to kanwara betha rahonga 🙂
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You Can\’t Say
You Can\’t Say
\”Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm\”
More Than 8 Seconds While Holding Ur Nose.
Try It… ;->
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Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne
Wife:Is Hafty Hm Roz Cinema Dkhne Jaengy
Uske Agle Hafty hum Roz Shoping K Lye Jaengy
Husband.or Us k Agle Hfty Roz Masjid Jyegy
WIFE:Q
Husband:Bheek
mangny:-D
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