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2 GIRLS IN BUS:
April 29th, 2009 
2 GIRLS IN BUS:
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.
1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.
2 GIRLS IN BUS:
2 GIRLS IN BUS:
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.
1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.
Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex ka
Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.
Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?
Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.
Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex ka
Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.
Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?
Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.
Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..
Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?
Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….
Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya.
Aurr Dr. ko Bohat Maara..
Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?
Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai…….
yaad rkho:
yaad rkho:
talaq kise masle ka hal nahi hai agr b.v. se ikhtalaf ho tu usko qatal b kia ja skta hai.
(maulana asif ali zaradi)
yaad rkho:
yaad rkho:
talaq kise masle ka hal nahi hai agr b.v. se ikhtalaf ho tu usko qatal b kia ja skta hai.
(maulana asif ali zaradi)
wife: agr ma pakistan k sb se bary pahar pe chrne
wife: agr ma pakistan k sb se bary pahar pe chrne pe kamyab ho jaun tu aap muje kia du dee..
husband: dakaa
wife: agr ma pakistan k sb se bary pahar pe chrne
wife: agr ma pakistan k sb se bary pahar pe chrne pe kamyab ho jaun tu aap muje kia du dee..
husband: dakaa