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Mazak Ki B Ek Had
March 2nd, 2011 
Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy,
\”Jan|X\”
Me Bachi K Sath Date Mar Raha Tha
Or Mera Dost Us K Samne Bola Kal
Wali Ziyada Achi Thi ;->
(\’;\’)/
/)( Insn Ban 0ye/\\
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She said,
She said,
\”I LOVE U\” :O
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OMG! I love Me too! =P ;->
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koi kanton se pyar karta hai,
koi foolon se pyar kartahai,
hum to usase pyar karytain hain,
jo hum se pyar karta hai
Teacher Why R u
Height Of Attitude
Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
Panga Iz N0t Changa Wid Da Students;->
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Boy Walks In To Class
Boy Walks In To Class Room:
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Teacher: Why Are You Late?
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Boy: I Saw A Sign On The Way To School.
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Teacher: What Did The Sign Say?
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Boy: School Ahead Slow Down 😛
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dual attack by g`irl
dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! 😛
sardr
sardr raat ko car lauy k qabristan main ghus gaya thori der bad tjb bahir nikla too paseena poncty hua boola
yaar, ya konsa road tha?
itne jump……
Boy : hii
Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->
Sameer:
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2 Men Talking In Marriage
\”2 Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony\”
1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat hy,
Ye Larki meri Godi Me Khelti thi.
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2nd: Aap Larki Waale ho?
1st: Nhi, Mai BOSS Ho iska… ;->
Sameer:
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Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe
Gabbar: yeh haath mujhe de de thakur!
Thakur: lele, mere haath lele,
basanti ke bhi laile,
jay aur veeru ke bhi laile,
ramu kaka ke bhi lele,
Octopus banja kaminay! =P
Gabbar: sorry yaar,
tu to emotional hogaya! ;->
Sameer:
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