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Receptionist:Sir pehly ap sirf bolna to sikhiye English bad me sikhiyega... ( BLACKWATER ) Submitted by: rahil (rahildon82@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor yeh hai...! sub fasane hain duniya dari kay... kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,, such to yeh hai k zamane mein.... main bhi jhoota hoon... tu bhi jhoota hai Submitted by: salman (0333 xxxxxxx) on March 09, 2010 Rating: 1 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Teri Aankhon mein itna dard "SoNi" Mujh se daikha aur ap se saha nai jata Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A sardar saw a beautiful girl, He went there and kissed her!! Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing?? Sardar: B.Com Final year! Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .??? Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 4.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor such tu yeh hai...! sub fasane hain duniya dari kay... kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,, such to yeh hai k zamane mein.... main bhi jhoota hoon... tu bhi jhoota hai... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ? Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-; Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 4 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Height of laziness- @ @ STUDENT sticking CHITS to answer SHEET Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Tee Quotes 1- stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go. 2-When i'll be married,I'll be out from the list of stupids. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 3.33 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai'n Hongi, Shehad Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor If You Find A Cute Friend ... Hold Him With Both Hands Bcoz A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime .. Ok Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;> Submitted by: () on March 01, 2010 Rating: 3 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi... Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath hogi.... Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT! But, now he is called a "HUSBAND" ;-D Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010 Rating: 5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Job In Mobilink Send Ur Resume to hr@mobilink.com.pk Location Kchi Salary: 60,000 Job Nature: Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. 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