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Submitted by: Legend-of-Mirpurkhas (soldier_haroon@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Ek totla receptionist se:
mu mu mujhy english sikhni hai.

Receptionist:Sir pehly ap sirf bolna to sikhiye English bad me sikhiyega...

( BLACKWATER )

Submitted by: rahil (rahildon82@yahoo.com) on March 10, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

yeh hai...!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay...
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,

such to yeh hai k zamane mein....

main bhi jhoota hoon...

tu bhi jhoota hai

Submitted by: salman (0333 xxxxxxx) on March 09, 2010
Rating: 1 out of 5

Teri Aankhon mein itna dard

"SoNi"

Mujh se daikha aur ap se saha nai jata

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! What are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 05, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???

Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . . ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 4.5 out of 5

such tu yeh hai...!
sub fasane hain duniya dari kay...
kis ne kis ka sukoon loota hai,,,,,

such to yeh hai k zamane mein....

main bhi jhoota hoon...

tu bhi jhoota hai...

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I'll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 4 out of 5

Height of laziness-

@

@

STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET


Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Tee Quotes

1- stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go.
2-When i'll be married,I'll be out from the list of stupids.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 3.33 out of 5


Maa Bete Se: Agr Tm Ache Kaam Kro Ge Tou Jannat Me Joge, Jahan Meethe Duudh Ki Nehrai'n Hongi, Shehad

Hoga, Meethe Meethe Phal Honge, Aur Sari Cheezein Meethi Hongi

Bacha: Acha Ammi, Jannat Me Imli, Leemo Aur Maltey B Meethe Honge

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 04, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

If You Find A Cute Friend ...
Hold Him With Both Hands
Bcoz

A Gud Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime ..

Ok

Ab Chorho B, Mjhe Der Ho Rahi Hy ;>

Submitted by: () on March 01, 2010
Rating: 3 out of 5

Shaam bhi udas hogi raat bhi udas hogi,Kafan me lipti meri laash hogi...
Ae dafna ke janewalon unse keh do,Qabar me bhi unki tasvir mere saath
hogi....

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010
Rating: 5 out of 5

Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to hr@mobilink.com.pk
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on February 26, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

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