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Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 4.33 out of 5

Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho?

Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay.

Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye?

Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass.


Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga

Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein

Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein

Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein

Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein

Dawai achi

Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du


Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Girl: Will u marry me?
Boy:No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Bhooton sa chehra tera
Chudail si muskaan hai
Rang tera dekh ke
Roop tera dekh ke
Kutte bhi hairaan hai



Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya
majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya
vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me
or laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 2.5 out of 5

SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N
Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

Height Of Overacting ;)


Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile In
His Shoes..




After That,
.
.
.
.
Who Cares?

He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..


Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .


As Long As





He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
.
.
.
.
.
Oye I Am Talking
Abt Electricity!

Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010
Rating: 0 out of 5

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->

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