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Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass. Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi aayega, Har koi khali hath jaye ga, Sab yahin reh jaye ga, Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakein Tamam dawain bacho ki pohonch se door rakhein Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karein Tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to Doctor se ruju karein Hamari Chahat ka kuch to khayal karein Dawai achi Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Har khushi teri taraf mod doon, Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon, khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon, Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Girl: Will u marry me? Boy:No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Bhooton sa chehra tera Chudail si muskaan hai Rang tera dekh ke Roop tera dekh ke Kutte bhi hairaan hai Submitted by: Mss0313 440 4654 (sensitivedasiy@yahoo.com) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya majnu ne teen din khana nahi khaya vo marne wala tha laila ke pyar me or laila baithi thi sms free hone ke intazar me Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs; wEn u r WorriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin; wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe LeKiN Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor As I M Now In Da Mst Imp. Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore, I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me Thnx Height Of Overacting ;) Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's B - Bikes. B - Beers. B - Babes. B - Bunks And The Most Important. B - Backlogs. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class: "Open The Doors Of The Window And Let The Atmosphere Come In" Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Before U Judge A Person, Walk A Mile In His Shoes.. After That, . . . . Who Cares? He's A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!! Take & Run.. Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . . As Long As He Does Not Love Her . . . ;-> Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu, Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu, Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu, Chali Aa Chali Aa . . . . . Oye I Am Talking Abt Electricity! Submitted by: Sameer (+92 300 2711 588) on March 18, 2010 Rating: 0 out of 5 Excellent Good Fair So So Poor Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter Cycle Le Kr Dain, Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain, Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;-> Pages: 1 2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55  56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66  67  68  69  70  71  72  73  74  75  76  77  78  79  80  81  82  83  84  85  86  87  88  89  90  91  92  93  94  95  96  97  98  99  100  101  102  103  104  105  106  107  108  109  110  111  112  113  114  115  116  117  118  119  120  121  122  123  124  125  126  127  128  129  130  131  132  133  134  135  136  137  138  139  140  141  142  143  144  145  146  147  148  149  150  151  152  153  154  155  156  157  158  159  160  161  162  163  164  165  166  167  168  169  170  171  172  173  174  175  176  177  178  179  180  181  182  183  184  185  186  187  188  189  190  191  192  193  194

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