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There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,
you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,
you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,
you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,
you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't…

One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't…

The best index to a person's character is
(a) how he treats people who can't do him any good,
and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.

The best index to a person's character is
(a) how he treats people who can't do him any good,
and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.

Know your enemy and know yourself and
you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.

Know your enemy and know yourself and
you can fight a hundred battles without disaster.