Latest SMS Messages

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
against his government.

*.No World for Poors.*

I Love Fantasy instead of Reality,

Because im always happy in Fantasies…

*.No World for Poors.*

Maangi Thi Hum Ne Tum Se mohabbat Ki Zindagi

Tum Ne Tou Zindagi Ko Mohabbat Bana Dia … !!!

happ new year i miss pakistan and my friend's 0096597869046 take care with llove.//./

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good morning

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?

Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…