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Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Things In
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F'shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills

Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..

Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai

Bolo Kyu???

Are Wo Wacth Man Hai

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge…

GOLDEN WoRDS

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6)

Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.

Funny Quote on a married guy's T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. 🙂

Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali… =P

GEO PAKISTANI 😉

i love you.

hi dear how are u

Girlfriend aur Police mein kya baat Common hai??

Socho! Socho!

Aur Socho!

Dono hi paisey kha kar chor dete hein